Christina's note to Drew on his pillow.

Evan creeping out of Drew's room.

New Wesley Motto

"Touching butts. Winning games. Gator Wesley."

Laurie: "We're going to get buff! I'm going to take 'roids!"
Kelly: "Take Roy's what?"
Laurie: "Virginity!"

Evan Miller, on the topic of not dating freshmen:

"Do they count as freshmen if they come in with enough credits to be a sophomore?"